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Proof The US Is A Haven For Dumb Animals

According to Keith Olbermann:

"If the Iraq debate seems especially exhausting, it may be due to the steady erosion of the foundation for any productive debate, facts. Our fourth story on the COUNTDOWN tonight, the persistent lie a link, a preexisting link, between Iraq and al Qaeda. President Bush last week told CBS News, quote, "One of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror." Of course, any good boss knows how to delegate the hard stuff. And so the past several days have seen a veritable assault by his staff on what, in any other plane of existence, would constitute consensus reality, the knowledge, known to the intelligence agencies of the U.S., Britain, and Israel, to the 9/11 Commission, to, most recently, the bipartisan Senate Intelligence Committee, and to many of your sharper domesticated farm animals, that al Qaeda and Iraq were not partners, allies, or even friends."

That explains it. There must not be very many of those "sharper domesticated farm animals" wandering the US countryside. As a matter of fact, I see what looks like crowds of Bush supporters standing in fields waiting to be called to the barn for milking near my home every day.

Comments

Servant said…
Those aren't Bush supporters, those are Gateway cowputer owners.

Check with Gateway on the copyright of that picture.

Gateway prides itself for being outstanding in its field.

Ya ga ga ga ga. Levity.

Its getting so serious in the blog-o-sphere these days, I always label my humor.
David Baldinger said…
I think I will draw something instead of worrying about a copyright. I've got something in mind.
chancuff said…
I've TRIED to shake some sense into Diana Irey and Bill Pascoe (her "handler") and Free Republic Freepers and their hero OP Ditch of vets4irey.com infamy for months. MAYBE these bootmurtha.com blokes have an once of common sense ... maybe not.

Write bootmurtha.com at bootmurtha@cox.net and ask Larry Bailey to give me 5 uninterrupted minutes onstage in Johnstown, PA on Oct. 1st. Johnstown is "put up, or shut-up" country.

I've called Larry Bailey a wimp and a coward more times than I can count.

Write him NOW and ask him if he's a man, or a mouse. I've already sent him this email below.



Subject: dummerthanadustbunny
Date: 9/17/2006 12:05:20 A.M. Eastern Standard Time
From: JournalismIsFlat
To: bootmurtha@cox.net
CC: diana@irey.com, kphiel@hotmail.com, jason@irey.com, Rusty@irey.com, lbailey@bootmurtha.com, publicist@bootmurtha.com, webmaster@bootmurtha.com, comment@bootmurtha.com, JournalismIsFlat, osc@bootmurtha.com, opditch@gmail.com


wanna' have a word with this goofy lil' Freeper's concept of psychological warfare, Larry?


http://community.cnhi.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/38410611/m/106104505?r=357108505#357108505

That dog don't hunt.

C'mon wimp, you're not scared of havin' me onstage on October 1st, are ya?

Cliff Hancuff
The World of Journalism Is Flat, Too

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